Questions answered
LOB had asked that I answer these questions so I am finally getting to it. Mona should get a kick out of this as it seem LOB stole them from her. Today is a slow day at work if youc ouldn't tell.
1. What one thing drives you crazy about the opposite sex?
--That they don't listen to me. I can tell them something and ask them about it a day later and they have no idea what the hell I am talking about. Not enough romance! They usually have some charm and romance in them and as soon as you have been together a while they lose it!
2. What is the single most attractive feature of the opposite sex?
--Officially I love a sense of humor. I am not sure if any of my sense of humor spills out here or not but I fancy myself a funny woman. I have a sick perverse sense of humor. Is a sense of humor a "feature"? If not, I am a huge fan of eyes. The whole thing about the eyes being the gateway to the soul thing.
3. What's the biggest difference between men and women?
--Women are detailed oriented. Men are usually slobs. I can be a slob myself but am very anal about things. I hate when people handle my CDs/DVDs by actually touching the disc part. Men seem to be laid back and aloof.
4. Why do opposites of the opposite sex attract?
--I think this is a phase to a degree. I am not sure of you can honestly have a realtionship where you are 100% opposites. I do like getting to learn new things from a BF. I enjoy camping and photography because of an ex-BF. I would also like to think that I have influenced some of my BF's positively.
5. Why do people relate to members of the opposite sex better?
--I am not sure this happens all that much. Unless of course your talking about gay men and butch lezbos. I can relate on a few things but thats it. I enjoy sports, play and watching. I have yet to meet a man that can honestly relate to me. They have no idea what its like to have cramps. They have no idea how bad it sucks to bloat and not fit into a pair of pants. They don't know what it feels like to sit at home becuse those pants don't fit.
6. What is the correct answer to the stupid-ass female questions like "Am I too fat?"
--Don't say yes!
7. Do you ladies feel like men are emotionless?
--I do! They can be like robots at times. I think that it is part of who they are. the whole hunter gatherer thing. They are supposed to be emotionless and have no feelings. I don't mind that, I have come to terms with that. I do NOT want a man that is a weepy mess all the time either.
8. If a man sleeps with you on the first date do you think less of him? Or do you just chalk it up to the fact that it was a great date, and you're both just horny?
--I would think less of myself if anything. I think that women can get cock whenever they desire it. It doesn't take much. As for men, I think it takes a bit for them to have sex. Men just go with the flow and live and breathe for pussy. So they would have sex with just about anything. I don't mind one night stands, I am not a fan personally but have had a few "encounters".
9. At what point did women decide men were mind readers?
--I had no idea! I thought all men needed things spelled out in bright neon lights for them. I don't think men are mind readers one bit.
10. What the hell is it with the TV remote and men?
--I have no idea about this one. I have given up on this battle a long time ago and thank the heavens for TiVo. I am amazed at the speed in which a man can obtain that a show is not what he's looking for. They cruise thru the channels with lightening speed. They will stop for Sportscenter, hoochie videos on MTV and any episode of MacGyver.
11. What is the biggest non-physical turnoff?
--Stuck up men! I don't care how much money you have, what kind of car you drive or who your family is. I like the type of guy that can sit at home on a Saturday night and be excited about watching SNL! Like I said before, men are a dime a dozen to men. They have no clue!
12. What are the 3 top personality traits you look for in a man?
--Independence, funny, and caring.
13. What tips would you love to tell the opposite sex about "making love" with your gender?
--Sex is supposed to be fun! Don't go trying things by the book. Have fun. If I laugh it's because I am having fun WITH YOU. Don't be mad when we suggest you do this or that while down there. Keep the lights on sometimes.
14. What position is most likely to 'get you there'?
--I would say me being in top or doggie! I love being on top and in control of the pace. I can go slow and feel everything or I can go fast and grind. I love grinding. I get to have things touched that don't usually get touched. And doggie is great! Grab my hips and pull me into you. I would slowly rock back and forth onto his thing. Maybe lean over and reach back and play with his balls. Not to mention that I love having my asshole rubbed in doggie! MMMMM, what do you thing of that naughty boys?
15. What is the most pleasurable thing a man does/can do during sex?
--Kiss! Touch! Lick! Nibble! Talk!
16. The most pleasurable thing a woman can do during sex ?
--Kiss! Touch! Lick! Nibble! Talk!
17. What about the opposite sex used to be a total mystery to you (behaviors, thought processes, etc), and now somewhat make sense? Assuming those things exist, of course. Why does it now seem more logical?
--I never realized that men think with their second as much as they do. I understand now that men love sex. We seem to be in a new sexual revolution. That is after the paperwork has cleared.
1. What one thing drives you crazy about the opposite sex?
--That they don't listen to me. I can tell them something and ask them about it a day later and they have no idea what the hell I am talking about. Not enough romance! They usually have some charm and romance in them and as soon as you have been together a while they lose it!
2. What is the single most attractive feature of the opposite sex?
--Officially I love a sense of humor. I am not sure if any of my sense of humor spills out here or not but I fancy myself a funny woman. I have a sick perverse sense of humor. Is a sense of humor a "feature"? If not, I am a huge fan of eyes. The whole thing about the eyes being the gateway to the soul thing.
3. What's the biggest difference between men and women?
--Women are detailed oriented. Men are usually slobs. I can be a slob myself but am very anal about things. I hate when people handle my CDs/DVDs by actually touching the disc part. Men seem to be laid back and aloof.
4. Why do opposites of the opposite sex attract?
--I think this is a phase to a degree. I am not sure of you can honestly have a realtionship where you are 100% opposites. I do like getting to learn new things from a BF. I enjoy camping and photography because of an ex-BF. I would also like to think that I have influenced some of my BF's positively.
5. Why do people relate to members of the opposite sex better?
--I am not sure this happens all that much. Unless of course your talking about gay men and butch lezbos. I can relate on a few things but thats it. I enjoy sports, play and watching. I have yet to meet a man that can honestly relate to me. They have no idea what its like to have cramps. They have no idea how bad it sucks to bloat and not fit into a pair of pants. They don't know what it feels like to sit at home becuse those pants don't fit.
6. What is the correct answer to the stupid-ass female questions like "Am I too fat?"
--Don't say yes!
7. Do you ladies feel like men are emotionless?
--I do! They can be like robots at times. I think that it is part of who they are. the whole hunter gatherer thing. They are supposed to be emotionless and have no feelings. I don't mind that, I have come to terms with that. I do NOT want a man that is a weepy mess all the time either.
8. If a man sleeps with you on the first date do you think less of him? Or do you just chalk it up to the fact that it was a great date, and you're both just horny?
--I would think less of myself if anything. I think that women can get cock whenever they desire it. It doesn't take much. As for men, I think it takes a bit for them to have sex. Men just go with the flow and live and breathe for pussy. So they would have sex with just about anything. I don't mind one night stands, I am not a fan personally but have had a few "encounters".
9. At what point did women decide men were mind readers?
--I had no idea! I thought all men needed things spelled out in bright neon lights for them. I don't think men are mind readers one bit.
10. What the hell is it with the TV remote and men?
--I have no idea about this one. I have given up on this battle a long time ago and thank the heavens for TiVo. I am amazed at the speed in which a man can obtain that a show is not what he's looking for. They cruise thru the channels with lightening speed. They will stop for Sportscenter, hoochie videos on MTV and any episode of MacGyver.
11. What is the biggest non-physical turnoff?
--Stuck up men! I don't care how much money you have, what kind of car you drive or who your family is. I like the type of guy that can sit at home on a Saturday night and be excited about watching SNL! Like I said before, men are a dime a dozen to men. They have no clue!
12. What are the 3 top personality traits you look for in a man?
--Independence, funny, and caring.
13. What tips would you love to tell the opposite sex about "making love" with your gender?
--Sex is supposed to be fun! Don't go trying things by the book. Have fun. If I laugh it's because I am having fun WITH YOU. Don't be mad when we suggest you do this or that while down there. Keep the lights on sometimes.
14. What position is most likely to 'get you there'?
--I would say me being in top or doggie! I love being on top and in control of the pace. I can go slow and feel everything or I can go fast and grind. I love grinding. I get to have things touched that don't usually get touched. And doggie is great! Grab my hips and pull me into you. I would slowly rock back and forth onto his thing. Maybe lean over and reach back and play with his balls. Not to mention that I love having my asshole rubbed in doggie! MMMMM, what do you thing of that naughty boys?
15. What is the most pleasurable thing a man does/can do during sex?
--Kiss! Touch! Lick! Nibble! Talk!
16. The most pleasurable thing a woman can do during sex ?
--Kiss! Touch! Lick! Nibble! Talk!
17. What about the opposite sex used to be a total mystery to you (behaviors, thought processes, etc), and now somewhat make sense? Assuming those things exist, of course. Why does it now seem more logical?
--I never realized that men think with their second as much as they do. I understand now that men love sex. We seem to be in a new sexual revolution. That is after the paperwork has cleared.
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