What a cluster fuck

I am so hating the weather here. Sunday was awesome at 75 degrees and today it is in the mid-40's. What the shit is that? At least I don't have to turn my heat on yet. My dryer heats my apartment. I am so ghetto.

I was looking at some blogs today and see that the beautiful MONA wants to add some words to her vocabulary. I will try to incorporate them in this blog to see if they could actually work in a setting such as this.

So I will tell you about my day yesterday. It wasn't anything exciting but it should be decent enough to post about. I woke up late because I was up all night watching the hunk Brad Pitt in 'Legends Of The Fall'. I managed to get up and going with the thoughts of his FUCK NOZZLE in my CUM FUNNEL. The day at work was uneventful so I was relieved to be going home. I had gone to the grocery store to pick up some things for dinner. They had run out of organic garlic so I had to ask the CONQUISTADORK produce guy if they had any in back. He stared at my tits the whole time and was more than eager to please his organic mistress. I could litteraly see his ASS DAGGER growing. What a cute kid. Could have only been 16-17. I came home and made some dinner and relaxed a bit. I decided to get on IM and chat for a while. There was no actuon going on so I took the bait and attempted to look at some old mans SCROTUM POLE. The cam was fuzzy so I turned it off. I went to bed and thought of how goofy Rob's new pic is. The one with the middle finger all cock-eyed.