where is that switch

I woke up yesterday ready to play with myself, like I usually do on Saturday mornings and nothing. I didn't have that urge to. I was so horny all week long too. I was expecting a good day of chatting and rubbing. I even went as far to get into chat and see if I could stir anything up. Nothing doing.

I was having some symptoms of a cold yesterday so that may have had something to do with it. I made some chili and feel fine today. I laid in bed and had an Adam Sandler moviefest. I went to bed at about 9p.m. and woke up at about 11a.m. this morning. I guess I needed the sleep.

I am sorry that I don't have any juicy tid-bits to fill you all in with. I am not even the slightest bit randy this morning. I wonder where that switch is. It flipped off without me even knowing it. Damn it! I had a wonderful week last week sexin' myself up! Pathetic I know! No wonder you men don't get women. We are a fucked up species. One minute we are hot, the next cold as ice.