sick

Do I get sick a lot? After I came back from my trip last week I came down with what I thought was a routine cold. Turned out to be a flu or something. I was cold/hot/sweaty/achy. I am just got over it kind of the other day. I think I am getting hit with something new now. I am hoping I don't get sick again. I am feeling 10X better than I did this weekend. I don't wanna be sick for this weekend. I have no plans but I am off for 3 days and maybe 4 if I play my cards right. I know a lot of you come here to read about my naughty bits but I haven't really had any to share of late. A lot of you think of me as this sexy minx on the prowl but I felt like an obese woman vomiting on a park bench. I am hoping to pull out of it soon enough.

I am trying to think of ways to make this place a little better. Nothing insane. Maybe some new feature or more interaction with my readers. I think I had made a call out to my readers to email me and I recieved a handful. Maybe I can do something where I can take excerpts from my readers emails. Not sure how that stuff would work but I will stew on it this weekend.

Oh I think I am finally going to buy a laptop this weekend. I am pretty excited about that. Means I can blog from the road. I think I am going on travel again next month. So, that might be a little fun.

I am alive and well. Oh and I was looking at my archives and noticed that I don't really get any comments on my blah days where I talk Seinfeldian...about nothing....or at least non-sexual. Whats up with that?

The X-Factor

Well hello there. I am finally getting off my ass to write a post that I had been wanting to for a while. I wish I would have written it before but I guess it's better late than never.

I was doing some snooping across enemy lines....I read a co-workers Maxim. They had a very good article on women and porn. So this post will be for the men that read my blog. Believe it or not women like porn as much as you men do. We're just better at hiding it.

I am going to plagiarize a bit here but should add enough of my own commentary to not be sued.

MYTH #1: Women hate filth.

I know that men think most women don't like porn. Do you really think we stick to light erotica or Penthouse letters? I used to have a problem with going to the local adult shop here. I have bought various toys and magazines there. Although I prefer to do most of my shopping online. I like the fact that I can search online at the sites that I have mentioned and see everything from anal licking to fisting. I think I have stated in the past that I am not a huge fan of porn. However the sites that I have been going to on a regular basis for the last couple of months offers the aunthenticity that I want. Amateur porn on these sites can be a bit out there but it's still better than watching professional humpers with tans from a can and big fake tits. Instead what I find is REAL couples who have that real passion of pleasing. I don't like the idea of these porn stars being paid to have sex. I like to see the average Joe/Jane who is just that horny...I can relate to that.

MYTH#2: Women won't watch porn regularly.

I think women look at porn much more than you men think we do. I look at it almost every day. Depending on the level of my horniness dictates the length and what I do with myself while watching. It is a way to self-seduction for myself. Sometimes I like to come home from work after being horny all day and strip down to bra and panties and sit at my computer desk and and surf porn and make myself cum at least one good time and take a shower and relax. I might even save it for when I am in the shower or bath to enjoy myself. Now I don't want you men getting a complex from the fact that we hide we watch porn on a regular basis. I also hide it from my gal pals. I think I only have one girlfriend who knows about my habits and my viewing pleasures.

MYTH #3: Women don't like kink.

I think I have shown in many cases with posts here that this is a def myth. I think most men might think that we are all about the soft-core porn. You know the kind that are on the premium movie channels on the weekends. However, with the anonymity of the Net women are allowed to explore freakier content. For example the anal licking clip I posted last week. That is not your run of the mill porn. I love licking and fingering ass so I like seeing those kinds of clips from time to time. I also enjoy a lot of girl on girl clips. I don't like seeing a sweaty dude railing some chick from behind and her tits flailing wildly. Well, thats not true either. Every once in a while I wanna see stuff like that as I do enjoy getting fucked hard and fast.

MYTH #4 Women don't want to watch porn with you.

I don't have any problems with watching porn with my FWB or with past boyfriends. I think it is a way to stimulate each others minds and fantasies. Plus it has made me more comfortable in telling my lover what I want. The key to you guys being able to watch porn with us is to discuss it. I don't want you to just pop in a crazy movie...what if it's not to my liking? Total turnoff. Maybe suggest that we go to a video store and I get to pick the movie. I think if there is a discussion first then there is more of a chance that we are on the same page and I won't be freaked out by seeing a nun getting DP'ed. NEVER tell us how hot the woman in the video is. Because women can get a complex at the drop of a hat. I will then think I need to be the 120 lb cracked out porn starlett that gets you off.

Maxim also included 6 sites to check out. If you can believe it or not I hadn't heard of a single one till I read this article. So I am going to share them with you.

YouPorn.com Is basically what you think it is. Videos of people fucking and sucking instead pop culture like the 'You' site.

Xtube.com Is a lot like YouPorn.com so not much else to add here.

TotallyNSFW.com For you that don't know NSFW stands for Not Safe For Work. It is not the greatest site but is worth a peak every once in while.

Eroticnuns.com Is for the catholic school boy that has always wanted to fuck the nun that wrapped him on the knuckles with a ruler. The women are pretty hot and something kind of taboo about seeing women dressed up as nuns fingering themselves.

SSBBWLovers.com Is a site where men can enjoy Super Sized beautiful Women. This place did nothing for me but I can see the beauty and sexiness that the plus sized women have.

Youngthroats.com This site reminds me of a comedian I saw once...he didn't get the idea of the magazine Barely Legal....he said that made him barely a pedophile. This site kind of made me think the same way. But if you are into watching women suck cock balls deep and tears and mascara running down their cheeks this is a place for you.

could have been me

I am back! I am came home last night but spent the night and my girlfriends house. I don't have to work today or tomorrow...yippy for me. I am still tired as shit. I am going to do some laundry and clean up around here and then go to bed for a bit. I will hopefully be awake by around 4-5pm.

But anyway, as I was driving home this morning I had heard that there was a car accident near my house. I figured it was a fender bender and had diverted traffic to a single lane which made me glad I wasn't going TO work. So, I drive across this bridge and see the fire trucks and all the other emergency response people. Traffic going north was stopped so I turned onto a frontage road and saw a helicopter land in the road. I drove up a bit more and had seen a twisted heap of an SUV on its roof on the side of the road. Then there was another tangled mess of steel and rubber on the other side of the road.

I can't help but think that could have happened to me. I have NEVER been in an accident. I have slipped off the road in snow and ice conditions but nothing major. Seeing stuff like that freaks me out. I know people that drive that stretch in the AM are morons and are always going way too fast. The speed limit in that area is 45. I always do 45-50 on that section. Mostly because there are police that hound that area. So I am sure some idiot was hauling ass and not paying attention and now look at where that landed that person. In bad condition...um hello, a helicopter was called in. I can't help but think if it was me on my way to work this morning.

I am safe and sound and ready to blog my ass off LATER today. So enjoy your day and will post later. Oh and if you are in the Mid-Atlantic region be sure to get outside and enjoy the 60 degree day.

so I have been told

Sorry I haven't been around all that much. Been so busy with work. There have been two posts that I have been wanting to get to and haven't had the chance to actually sit down and put the time into them as I want to. Maybe I can do it on Friday. I am off on Friday and will make sure I sit down and put the time into these things. Not a big deal and to be honest only one of the things I wanna write about needs me to actually sit down and take my time. The other is me describing a webcam I had seen on jmeeting.com. Very good stuff.

Oh and thanks to all of those of you that have sent me an email. I have responded to all, like I promised, and hope to get some more or keep the ones I already have coming in. Not to mention I have been getting some emails from MG's lover. So that has been interesting. I have been tasked to possibly do something naughty....sounds fun.

I am going to be out of the loop for a while as I am going to be traveling for about a week. Who knows, maybe I will finally get a laptop of my own and enjoy my nights in the hotel. We'll see. I will try and write something and keep you updated.