Blogged out

FUCK!! I think I may have carpal tunnel syndrome(CTS). First off, I played with myself today. Doing small circles and getting the right angle inside of me does a number on your wrist. I had a wonderful IM chat today with a friend and contributor of the blog. She is very shy and has only recently started to explore the Bi side. We chatted yesterday and had brought in a 3rd party to help us out. It went well but was mostly a get to know you chat. We wound up chatting again today and my shy freind really came out of her shell. The new friend was more than up to the task of "playing" with her. It was nice to sit back and imagine them exploring each others body. You can read all about it tomorrow in my 'Sexy IM of the Week' post. I figured that I should get some info out there prior to posting because it is going to be a long one.

With that said, I have also been editing the chat session so the innocent are protected. That is another contributor to my wrist pain I am sure. Fucking clicking and deleting all afternoon. Adding colors and making up names to place wher real names were used. It sucked. I understand if you don't read it. It is rather long (I know when I see long blogs I shy away). It may be worth it though...there will be two submissions this week. Very good stuff. The "runner-up" should actually be THE 'Sexy IM of the Week'.

Due to all of the "edits" (which I still have to finish) I haven't been able to post all that much today. Not to mention the sexy chats I've had today aiding in CTS it's fucking HNT and I have been searching blogland to see all of the lovely bodies out there. So I am sorry I haven't been around much and will be back at it in the A.M. I am pooped out of blogging today. Going to sip on my Harpoon IPA and do laundry. Enjoy and be sure to check out the posts tomorrow. the pain I go thru to be your blogging slut.

HNT deux

Well, I am posting the pic that Rob had me freaked out about. Enjoy! I will add more commentary later...I need sleep.

Rise and Fall of Single

Jeez, tough crowd. Last week I was knockin' them dead. This week I am chopped liver. I guess that is the life of a rock star blogger. Oh well thanks for coming and supporting me.


I have been thinking abour Rob's idea for a bloggers convention/meeting. I would assume this would be a small group of people? Mainly the ones that browse or blogs? Or ar you wanting to make it a huge thing? I like the idea of a core group of us gather and meet. Not sure how that will go over as I am extremly attracted to Mona. I am guessing that there would be massive making out there. Not to mention the cutie katie. So what are your plans for this thing? What't it going to be called? What's the date? I am planning on going to the Mid West this X-mas.

All for nothing

My blog is worth $0.00.
How much is your blog worth?

I thought I would be worth something! Who know's maybe it's one of those things that will gain as people come to my blog. Not even a penny? That is just pure bullshit!!

Vocabulary

Mona made me think of other words that I would like in my vocabulary more. Some of them are common words and not as creative as hers but nonetheless should be said by me more.

• dick
• prick
• cocksucker
• motherfucker
• piss flaps
• beef curtains
• thigh slappers
• turd burglar
• dill hole
• pole smoker
• foreskin

What a cluster fuck

I am so hating the weather here. Sunday was awesome at 75 degrees and today it is in the mid-40's. What the shit is that? At least I don't have to turn my heat on yet. My dryer heats my apartment. I am so ghetto.

I was looking at some blogs today and see that the beautiful MONA wants to add some words to her vocabulary. I will try to incorporate them in this blog to see if they could actually work in a setting such as this.

So I will tell you about my day yesterday. It wasn't anything exciting but it should be decent enough to post about. I woke up late because I was up all night watching the hunk Brad Pitt in 'Legends Of The Fall'. I managed to get up and going with the thoughts of his FUCK NOZZLE in my CUM FUNNEL. The day at work was uneventful so I was relieved to be going home. I had gone to the grocery store to pick up some things for dinner. They had run out of organic garlic so I had to ask the CONQUISTADORK produce guy if they had any in back. He stared at my tits the whole time and was more than eager to please his organic mistress. I could litteraly see his ASS DAGGER growing. What a cute kid. Could have only been 16-17. I came home and made some dinner and relaxed a bit. I decided to get on IM and chat for a while. There was no actuon going on so I took the bait and attempted to look at some old mans SCROTUM POLE. The cam was fuzzy so I turned it off. I went to bed and thought of how goofy Rob's new pic is. The one with the middle finger all cock-eyed.

yuck

Yesterday was beautiful and then today I wake up up and it's yucky! I hate that! I was hoping to enjoy another day outside. It happens I guess.

I think that I am going to be taking a 9-5 attitude with the blog. Meaning that I will bust my ass during the week and then not even think about it oon the weekends. Unless something amazing happens and I want to share it.

I was thinking about the whole blog thing earlier today and was wondering if I do work so much on it, will I get burned out on blogging again? I guess time will tell. For now it's fun and exciting to be blogging again so I won't worry about that.

Today is a slow news day so I will wait till something exciting happens. Sorry to let you all down on a Monday. What a crappy way to start your week. I promise I will be back with something. May be god or maybe bad...just stay tuned.

dip shit line

Well, I was making my rounds "advertising" my blog again when this dipshit send me an unsolicited IM. His opening line just irked me. So, I am going to be a major bitch and leave his YAHOO SCREEN NAME UP for all to see. Just be warned to any MAN or WOMAN that is stupid or gross grom the opening line will be tard and feathered on my blog.

tonybonie24: hey how you doing?
ME: great but you have a cock and I am looking for pussy....lame opening line as well asshole
tonybonie24: lol, i dont use line my dear
tonybonie24: if i did they would be a lot better than that lol
ME: hey how you doing---joey from friends...thats a fucking line asshole!

Suggestions for the weekend

Nothing special here. You can just skip over this and read other parts of my blog if you wish. I am merely going to be making suggestions for myself and you can do what you will them.

First of all, I am going to start keep my glass dildo near my computer desk. I enjoy my fingers very much and know how my pussy ticks. But I love this glass didlo of mine. It feels so good with the waves in it. Would love to sit back and prop my legs up and fuck myself silly with some of the conversations and pictures I see. I can only imagine how hot it will be to fuck myself in front of my cam. I only courage enough to play with my boobs when I was able to use it for the the 3 or so days I had mine.

Then, I am going to go out and buy all new kinds of tea. I have been on a tea kick of late and want to see what else is out there. I will also be buying a teap pot that whistles when it's done. I have never had one and figured this crappy weather will be the prefect excuse to get one.

Lastly, my suggestion is to all that go to this site and partake in the lunches. Are "professioanls" so fucking busy that they can't get off their asses and meet women in a bar or somewhere else social. Instead you go and make a "lunch date" with a stranger to see if you connect? Some man had to think this up! Lunches are always cheaper than dinners. But since your so busy you have to cut your lunch date off to go back to the office. What a joke! I laugh at people who go these sites. I will get more into it some other time but my suggestion to you is...get a life! Get off your asses and be proactive in finding some ass.

Advertising

Well, I have been out and about trying to get some of the people on my IM list to check out my blog. I have obviously chatted with some great women over the past few days and have advised them to check out myblog. Does this make me a blog whore? Pandering to people who could give two shits about my life? Anyway, I hope that they stop by and leave a comment.

NOTE: You can leave me a message without being a member of blogger.com

I have been searching high and low every imaginable blog. I need to go to the headquarters if HNT and see the posts that has has up there. That should be a good source. I had the best day, as far as visitors go, on Wednesday. I have that "secret" stat tracker that tells you hopw many people come and visit here in a day..maybe I shouldn't have said that. Well, anyway, I had 173 people visit me Wednesday. I also had a good day Thursday. I am thinking if I keep looking at other blogs and posting I will attract some new readers. Not to mention the nosy ones that read the comments and wanna see who "single" is.

Thinking I will be making a new feature out of 'Sexy IM of the week'. Now there be weeks that I don't have hot steamy anal licking IM fun but we can all hope. So keep your fingers crossed and we'll see if I post another one next Friday. Oh yeah and this isn't exclusive to women only.

So cheers to everybody having a great weekend! I hope that it is nicer weather wherever you are. It's cold and rainy here and about 55 degrees. A nice night to throw my thick robe in the dryer and make some tea. Oh yeah there will be nothing under the robe either.

Sexy IM of the week!

Well today was neat IM'ing day. I had a wonderful chat with a woman from Las Vegas. I am never like this in chat. I don't play the SUB/DOM thing very well. I am not sure what happened but I went for it and enjoyed myself. I came quicker than I ever have before. I liked being called "MS". Plus we were sharing pics and I really do love latina women! They are so sexy! This woman was no exception.

I was also playing with an older woman (35) at the same time. She was into the whole ass play as well. I love that! Maybe having both of these women telling me what they wanted to do with my tight asshole is what helped me cum so quick. In any case it was so hot.

Not to mention my new friend closes with a nice message to anybody that is interested. Could be fun. I rather enjoyed and surprised myself. Drop me a line if you want her IM name!! It's a fun time.

HER: Hi; happy as not working lol
ME: thats a good thing
HER: I can chat surf play and wear as little as I want lol
ME: thats the best
ME: i love your perky breasts
HER: ty, your so beautiful blond and fair I'm a typical latina lol
ME: mmmm, i love latina
HER: ty I'd be your maid mmm
ME: mmmm i like that idea
HER: me too
HER: no windows or floors please lol
ME: lol
ME: maybe my tits and pussy
HER: mmm I like to be on my knees
HER: is my pic blurry too? I cant see yours
HER: it's ok now ty
ME: no yours is fine
ME: how old are you
HER: oo so is yours as I'm on my knees inj front of you mmm
ME: i love your tits
HER: I'm small a bcup
ME: i love them, how old are you
ME: i have more pics hun
ME: what happened

******At this point in the conversation I was bummed because hse turned off the "phota share" part of IM and was no longer looking at me. I was upset. But she was back and we went back at the fun.******

HER: ty I'm 33
HER: I clicked the wrong button
HER: I'm ditzy at times
ME: lol
HER: I'd be a ditzy maid and HAVE to do anything you or your friends wanted
ME: so yummy
HER: ty
HER: what would this maid be used for
ME: to play with these tits and clean this pussy
HER: yes ms ty
HER: I'd caress the underside of your tits as I lick them
HER: then soft suck your nipples hard ms
ME: such a good maid
HER: ty ms
HER: as my fingertips traced circles on your tummy ms
HER: then your mound ms
ME: good girl, tease my pussy
HER: fingertips touching your swollen pussy lips ms as I lick suck your nipples ms
ME: how about i get in that posotion and you lick my pussy and asshole
HER: oh yes please ms
HER: my fingers spreading your cheeks ms
HER: kissing your asshole ms
HER: then licking your asshole ms
HER: tongue sliding into your delicious warm smooth ass ms
ME: slide a finger in my ass and lick my pussy
HER: wet finger in your ass ms as I lick your clit
ME: mmm that feel so good
ME: may blog about you??
ME: may i add you
HER: yes please ms ty
ME: now please me
ME: make me cum like a good maid
HER: yes ms ty ms
HER: licking your swollen hard clit ms as I finger your warm smooth ass ms
ME: more
HER: other finger in your pussy ms curling rubbing your G ms
HER: licking pulling your clit ms
HER: as fingers in your ass ms
HER: and finger rubbing your sticky g ms
HER: rubbing your ridges ms as I lick pull your hard clit ms and finger fucj your ass ms
ME: good girl now taste my sticky cunt
HER: oh yes ms
HER: my face between your thighs ms
HER: my mouth on your cunt ms
HER: togue licking your lips ms
HER: then deep inside your sticky cunt ms
HER: fuck my maid face ms
ME: i grab your a handful of hair and push your face deeper into my cunt
HER: omg yes ms
HER: grind my maid face glisten me ms
HER: as I lick out your sticky juicy cunt ms
ME: mmmmm i am gonna cum
HER: fuck my cunt maid face ms use your maid as I lick your clit pull it ms bite it ms and fingers rubbing your g ms
ME: mmmmm, i wish you were here to taste me
HER: ty ms me too ms
HER: your maid will do anything for you and your friends ms
ME: good...I am going to write about you in my blog
ME: is that ok?
HER: ty ms
HER: yes ms ty
ME: read it an enjoy
HER: I will ms ty
ME: have you read my blog yet?
HER: no ms
ME: want to see it?
ME: http://singleshotbed.blogspot.com/
HER: ty ms
ME: yw, i'm going to go and write this now
ME: be where i can find you, you are such a good slut!
HER: near las vegas ms ty ms
HER: I'm always available for you ms ty
HER: did your maid slut really please ms?
ME: oh yes she did, the pics helped
HER: ty ms your so kind to me
ME: I must go and write it, look for it in about 15 minutes, you can leave a comment of you wish too
HER: ty ms
HER: please tell your friends that that I will serve them too ms
HER: bye ms

wonderin'

I have been so fotunate these last few days. I wonder what today and the weekend will bring to me? It's cold and rainy again. No fun going out in that stuff. I did buy some more film for my camera so I am thinking aboiyt going to the local nature area and hike around and take some pictures.

Other than that I will be sitting on my ass cleaning and reading some books. Will be back again soon!

All in all

So far today has been great! I am going to go and relax in the tub as I have just had another wonderful chat/photo swap with a beautiful 21 year old. She was so cute. I have been seacrhing all over blogger.com for new friends. That 'next blog' button sucks. You have to weed thru so much shit to find anything half way decent. So many teeny boppers and foriegners makes it hard to wade thru.

I was reading in my new friend Gypsy's blog about how she had a 3some. I would suggest that you all go check it out. Be sure to read part one and two. Makes for a tasty read and a perfect way to get a woman in the mood.

To all that weren't lucky enough to see my original HNT submission should wait till next week and I will keep it there. Thanks for that Rob!

in that kind of mood.....and maybe HNT

MMMMMM, I like days like yesterday when I found a beautiful woman to chat with. It's been a while since I had let myself go and actually enjoy chat. I had started to talk with this cutie from RI. She is only 19! Does that make me dirty? I hope so! She is so cute. Her likes and my likes seem to be so close to each others it was crazy.

Anyway, we had started to chat about nothing actually and i enjoyed that. Sometimes you get some of these weirdos on their that just jump into sex talk or picture trading. We didn't do that. We just chatted and kind of got to know each other a bit and learn what each other likes and dislikes.

As some of you know I am a fan of the anonimity of bloggville. So I am not always putting my pic up in the IM box. After a bit of chatting we shared pictures and she was a beautiful woman. Of course those pictures are too small to enjoy so we started to photo-share and thats when it became fun.

She has the beautiful eyes and the cutest smile I think I have ever seen. Her hair is long and brown. She sent me a handful of pics right away and I almost fell out of my seat. She has the greatest pair of breasts I have ever seen. So smooth and round. Her nipples perfectly erect. Not to mention that cute smile accenting everything else. I felt obligated to send some pics her way and she seemed to enjoy those as well. We bounced pictures back and forth and we enjoyed seeing each other together. I almost died when I say her perfectly shaved pussy. I so badly wanted to be in there to taste her.

I was getting so turned on that I HAD to play with myself. It has actually been some time for that. I was only wearing a tank and my panties. So before long, I was rubbing my nipples thru my tank. I was soaking in every picture and imagining us together writing in bed. Kissing and touching each other for hours. Exploring each others bodies with fingers and toungues. Before long, we would be in the 69 position pleasing each other. My mouth would fit perfectly over her lips and my tongue could tease her hard clit.

My hand was rubbing my pussy thru my panties. I could feel the wetness beneath. I pushed my chair back and propped my leg up. I pulled my panties to the side and rubbed it up and down the folds of my pussy. I could feel the heat pouring out. I would ever so lightly touch my clit and I would quiver. I licked my finger and tasted myself. I started to rub my clit. My head rolled back. My other hand pinching my left nipple. In a flash I was soon fucking my pussy with my finger. I pulled my tank up to expose my tits. I now have two fingers inside of me. I bring them to my mouth and taste the warm, salty , sticky mess on my fingers. Wishing that I could share this with her...all the way in RI.

I pinched both of my nipples and pressed my tits together. It felt so good. There was a puddle forming under my pussy and ass. (I should have used a towel) I slide my hands down each side of my breasts, down the rest my body until my hands rested on my hips. I slide one hand over my pussy and inserted two fingers inside of me. Slowly sliding in and out. My other hand rubbing my clit.

I was so hot! Within a few minutes of this I was rocking my hips into my fingers and squeezing my legs together. I was cumming. I could feel the warmth spread over me and my pussy starting to constrict around my fingers. It felt so good. I only wish she was here.

I am not even sure she knows about this blog but I wish that she would come by and let us see her. She is so very beautiful.

Now I think I said something about HNT in the Title, didn't I? I was hoping that I would get all hot and bothered writing this that I would feel compelled to post my first HNT entry. Don't hold your breath that this will be a weekly thing either. It goes against my better judgement so I should stop writing and just post it. Otherwise I won't!

Just a guess

I am going to take a stab in the drak and assume that people are liking the "direction" I am heading in with this blog? I am surprised that you didn't know where to get some videos Rob? I was actually making some rounds trying to find blogs that I could post on ( no luck) and came across it somewhere. As you can see I have added a links section to some sites that I like to check out. The video one is there as well if you wanted to check it out! Do you like my clock?

Anyway, I am sorry for the drama with lani yesterday. I am sure that most of you were eager to see a catfight unfold for your enjoyment. Well I am sorry that it never took place. We agreed that it was stupid thing and now we are over it. Sorry fellas. Maybe next time!

Well, I am hoping that all are enjoying the blog and hope to bump the readership up a bit. I also have to tell you about that beautiful woman that I talked to yesterday. You know kind of how I used to be?

Enjoy!

Drama

Jeez! I was IM'ing this afternoon and had met an unhappy camper I guess. I am going to be featuring the weird conversations that I have from time to time.

Her(10/19/2005 2:25:53 PM): Hi... what happened to your blogging?

me (10/19/2005 2:26:02 PM): what do you mean

her(10/19/2005 2:26:08 PM): no entries lately..

me (10/19/2005 2:26:48 PM): are you crazy

her (10/19/2005 2:26:49 PM): ahh...

her (10/19/2005 2:26:55 PM): no

me (10/19/2005 2:27:02 PM): i have been blogging my ass off

her (10/19/2005 2:27:07 PM): was just looking in the wrong place

me (10/19/2005 2:27:34 PM): i guess

her (10/19/2005 2:32:18 PM): well.. that wasn't a very nice exchange... not in the least. In fact, you have been less than cordial for some time. You are attractive yes... but only externally it seems. I am a big fan of the internals. Suffices to say, you aren't worth my time. So, I am iggying you... removing your blog link and eradicating a nasty such as you from all memory. BTW... your bad attitude is only surpassed by your superficial nature (as evidenced in your blog, especially of late). I feel sorry for those that deal with you in the day-to-day.

her (10/19/2005 2:32:22 PM): Ciao. *click*

me (10/19/2005 3:03:15 PM): MY superficial nature? What are you talking about? You said I had written in a while, meanwhile I have been posting 2-3 times a day. Sorry you feel that way.

Granted I may have been a bitch with the, "I guess" comment but WTF? For a back story on this on check, out October 13th. She is clueless.


Now I ask my wonderful readers about me..be honest...have I become superficial in the last week or so as I have slwoly started to create new ideas for my blog? I don't think so. I am nothing but nice when I chat with people. I don't always remember you but it happens. It happens to me all the time. Oh well her loss I guess. I look forward to sharing the goofy IM's I have with people. Not sure what I should title those yet.

Again, I hope that me being pro blogging and becoming a "tech nerd" is hurting the site. I want to be bale to put pics up of pop culture or things that make me laugh. So almost every post from here on out will be having a little something extra to make it better.

p.s. When I get a chance I have to tell you about thos beautiful YOUNG woman that I talked with today. She lives in RI and is only 19! I feel so dirty! But she is so sexy and we had a wonderful chat. Shit! I have a new idea...I will share it with you all tomorrow.

Questions answered

LOB had asked that I answer these questions so I am finally getting to it. Mona should get a kick out of this as it seem LOB stole them from her. Today is a slow day at work if youc ouldn't tell.

1. What one thing drives you crazy about the opposite sex?
--That they don't listen to me. I can tell them something and ask them about it a day later and they have no idea what the hell I am talking about. Not enough romance! They usually have some charm and romance in them and as soon as you have been together a while they lose it!

2. What is the single most attractive feature of the opposite sex?
--Officially I love a sense of humor. I am not sure if any of my sense of humor spills out here or not but I fancy myself a funny woman. I have a sick perverse sense of humor. Is a sense of humor a "feature"? If not, I am a huge fan of eyes. The whole thing about the eyes being the gateway to the soul thing.

3. What's the biggest difference between men and women?
--Women are detailed oriented. Men are usually slobs. I can be a slob myself but am very anal about things. I hate when people handle my CDs/DVDs by actually touching the disc part. Men seem to be laid back and aloof.

4. Why do opposites of the opposite sex attract?
--I think this is a phase to a degree. I am not sure of you can honestly have a realtionship where you are 100% opposites. I do like getting to learn new things from a BF. I enjoy camping and photography because of an ex-BF. I would also like to think that I have influenced some of my BF's positively.

5. Why do people relate to members of the opposite sex better?
--I am not sure this happens all that much. Unless of course your talking about gay men and butch lezbos. I can relate on a few things but thats it. I enjoy sports, play and watching. I have yet to meet a man that can honestly relate to me. They have no idea what its like to have cramps. They have no idea how bad it sucks to bloat and not fit into a pair of pants. They don't know what it feels like to sit at home becuse those pants don't fit.

6. What is the correct answer to the stupid-ass female questions like "Am I too fat?"
--Don't say yes!

7. Do you ladies feel like men are emotionless?
--I do! They can be like robots at times. I think that it is part of who they are. the whole hunter gatherer thing. They are supposed to be emotionless and have no feelings. I don't mind that, I have come to terms with that. I do NOT want a man that is a weepy mess all the time either.

8. If a man sleeps with you on the first date do you think less of him? Or do you just chalk it up to the fact that it was a great date, and you're both just horny?
--I would think less of myself if anything. I think that women can get cock whenever they desire it. It doesn't take much. As for men, I think it takes a bit for them to have sex. Men just go with the flow and live and breathe for pussy. So they would have sex with just about anything. I don't mind one night stands, I am not a fan personally but have had a few "encounters".

9. At what point did women decide men were mind readers?
--I had no idea! I thought all men needed things spelled out in bright neon lights for them. I don't think men are mind readers one bit.

10. What the hell is it with the TV remote and men?
--I have no idea about this one. I have given up on this battle a long time ago and thank the heavens for TiVo. I am amazed at the speed in which a man can obtain that a show is not what he's looking for. They cruise thru the channels with lightening speed. They will stop for Sportscenter, hoochie videos on MTV and any episode of MacGyver.

11. What is the biggest non-physical turnoff?
--Stuck up men! I don't care how much money you have, what kind of car you drive or who your family is. I like the type of guy that can sit at home on a Saturday night and be excited about watching SNL! Like I said before, men are a dime a dozen to men. They have no clue!

12. What are the 3 top personality traits you look for in a man?
--Independence, funny, and caring.

13. What tips would you love to tell the opposite sex about "making love" with your gender?
--Sex is supposed to be fun! Don't go trying things by the book. Have fun. If I laugh it's because I am having fun WITH YOU. Don't be mad when we suggest you do this or that while down there. Keep the lights on sometimes.

14. What position is most likely to 'get you there'?
--I would say me being in top or doggie! I love being on top and in control of the pace. I can go slow and feel everything or I can go fast and grind. I love grinding. I get to have things touched that don't usually get touched. And doggie is great! Grab my hips and pull me into you. I would slowly rock back and forth onto his thing. Maybe lean over and reach back and play with his balls. Not to mention that I love having my asshole rubbed in doggie! MMMMM, what do you thing of that naughty boys?

15. What is the most pleasurable thing a man does/can do during sex?
--Kiss! Touch! Lick! Nibble! Talk!

16. The most pleasurable thing a woman can do during sex ?
--Kiss! Touch! Lick! Nibble! Talk!

17. What about the opposite sex used to be a total mystery to you (behaviors, thought processes, etc), and now somewhat make sense? Assuming those things exist, of course. Why does it now seem more logical?
--I never realized that men think with their second as much as they do. I understand now that men love sex. We seem to be in a new sexual revolution. That is after the paperwork has cleared.

Cover your ears

Well, I am sorry for the new feature that I have here. Yes, I am becoming a tech nerd. I found the site to get 'code' for blog videos. I picked this song because it is what is always playing in my car. Not to mention Dave Grohl is a hottie. I am going to be keeping the videos to a minimum so don't fear. I am trying things out and see what happens. Well, I am off to go search blogs to add to my harem of commentors. Enjoy the Foo!!


music video code by urbnmix.net
foo fighters - all my life

Done and done

Did I use that properly Rob? The katie issue is a done deal as of this moment! If you wanna talk some more anon go for it, I will keep my comments open to EVERYBODY. Just know that what YOU have to say is falling on deaf ears. I can only speak for myself here. So lets move on and see what Mona has in store for us on HNT.

Sorry about the rambling of the last post. Well, I am getting ready to leave and get home. I need that bath so bad. I will drop a line later this evening. Maybe someone will answer my lame questions. I will come up with something better over the next few days. Or maybe I will have a Q&A Tuesday?

Q&A

Well, I am bored as hell and wanted to post something so I am going to do the whole Q&A thing. Not a new concept but am bored and wanted to put some questions out (which I will be answering as well) and see what kind of people we have here. One of these question I just got from a site...all others are from my head...watch out!

Q.Is it possible to love and hate some one at the same time?

A. In my own experiences yes. But can it last forever? No! You should have more love than hate with a person that you are with.

Q. Have you ever had a period in your life when you thought that life was a lost cause?

A. I did this when I first left home. I swear I didn't shower for a week and was just so full of pity. I just layed in bed and slept all day and stayed up all night. I was feeling so alone and wanted to be with friends and family so bad. After smelling myself I decided that I needed to get going with my life and am obviouly doing better.

Q. Have you ever picked up a magazine geared towards the opposite sex just to see why they like it?

A. I have done this a few times. I would pick up a Maxim or Stuff from time to time to see what all the buzz was about. I didn't like FHM. Never did figure out a man from these magazines. They just made me think that men were still neanderthals.

Q. When did you first masturbate?

A. I was probably about 14-15. I remember taking a shower and rubbing myself and enjoying myself. I eventually came and loved it. I went right back at it. For the next two weeks I couldn't wait to be by myself...exploring. The conversation would come up while at sleep overs and some girls would admit it and I would be shy and say I didn't. Then as I got into college I realized its a "natural" thing. I have guy friends who tell me about them in high school. When they first "find" themselves. Of course they would never admit it and then as they grew older they too realized it was something that just happens.

Q. What CD is in your CD player?

A. In my car I have a 6-disk changer so I have a multi answer. They Might Be Giants, Beck, Foo Fighters, Ween, The Spongebob soundtrack and Wilco.

Q. In your opinion is it better to let a guilty person go or keep an innocent person in jail?

A. I say let the guilty person go. They will without a doubt fuck up and be back in the "system" before long.

Well, I think those are the that I can come up with for now. Sorry that I am so lame. I had expected better but my mind keep wandering to me getting home and taking a nice bath. I am just worn out today, not sure why. Maybe the bath will get me motivated to do something "fun" this evening.

I did get a trial membership to netflix yesterday. So I may go check that out and start getting some movies. I hear that it's pretty cool. Very easy and no hassle. I hate Blockbuster! They just suck so bad. I remember reading about how they were going to be getting rid of their late fees and they didn't! I did some reasearch on this and found what a sham it is. If I don't return the movie for 30 days I have to pay what the cost of the movie was. Stupid. Anyway, I haven't rented a movie in over a year. I usally just buy and deal with it if it stinks. So I am hoping that netflix will work for me.

Boy did I get off track here! Well I will be taking that bath soon and be ready to go this evening. Oh yeah, I am also going to go see "The Corpse Bride" tomorrow night!

to T...Capt. T Kirk that is

save the drama for your momma

Well, I am not sure what the hell has happened around here of late. I do know that I am not sure which way to lean on this "drama" that is happening here. Katie has some valid points but so does anon. If these sites are using your picture katie, do you get paid for them? I can't imagine that they could just use your pic like that for THEIR monetary gain?

At any rate it happened we all have pasts that we aren't that proud of. Life goes on but I wish you would have sqaushed this when it first came up a few months ago. From this moment on I am done speaking of this topic. Time to be a bit more constructive.

Clarification

I would like to thanks the beautiful Mona for stopping by and saying HI. I just love that woman! I would also like to clear something up about the "direction" that I am going in with this blog. I think I had mentioned something about being "poppy" and Top 40'ish. I would like to take that statement back at this time. I would consider myself Top 40'ish to a degree and fairly "poppy" but on the whole I am very eclectic in what I like.

So I am still going to be posting pics to add to stories and will be thinking of a feature to have some fun with. I am so pissed at myself for deleting the "original" blog. I would have loved to look back at my first year and see how I had progressed. Oh well it happens and now I am back and trying to be better than ever! I hope that you will stick around to see what I have in store. It may be good, it may be bad. In any case it should be worth sticking around for.

conspiracy

Well, I am not sure what the hell is going in here but I do know that whoever anonymous is he/she has to much time on their hands. I did go see the sites in questions and yes, I did see a picture that looked an awful lot like our lil k katie. Not sure what the deal is but I know I would like to have some answers. Please let us know what the deal is. I know this isn't the first time you have been asked about this either. Can you clear this up for us?

amazing

Well today was sunny and in the 80's here. Thats a bonus since we have been in the mid-60's and rainy here for over a week. I decided to do something that I haven't done in a while. I took my bike out and went for a long ass ride. I am sure that I will be paying for this later but I was in need of just getting out there and getting some excercise in. It's been a while. No reason to be watching that Carmen Electra "Aerobic Striptease" with nobody to please.

So hopped on my bike and went on what was probably a 12-15 mile ride. It was actually fun! Been a while since I had been out on it. I just needed to get out and vent. I thought a lot about this blog and what direction I want it to go. Yes, I do think that it merits a thought process. This is my life journal for all to see. As I said, I had done some "research" and have a good idea what direction I am going to be going with this thing.

There will be plenty of sex talk (read: how to keep them coming back) and my other day to day stuff. I am out of mind for saying this but I want to make it "poppy" kind of Top 40'ish. I am sure that I have a broad spectrum of readers out there but I want it broader I guess. We'll see! I am not sure of I have the fortitude to make this a reality but I am optomistic about it so please don't burst my bubble! I like the idea of using images to convey a story. Doing that whole thing earlier made me see all of the crazy images one can get and incorporate into a story! So that means you will be getting an eyeful of things to come.

Again, I am always wanting input! I would welcome all suggestions. Now my next question is to anybody out there, how do I get to post my profile pic? That will be a start I suppose! Or maybe I should keep being anonymous excpet to the few that have seen my pics? Any suggestions?

I have also made it so you have to put in the "phrase" to comment. I was sick of the damn spammers. How do they know to spam 2-3 minutes after you have posted? So I am looking at getting rid of that aspect of the blog community!

Well, I will be looking forward to hearing from you again soon. I will be out searching blogs to comment on too so I can add to my deviant bloggers! I thought I was doing good with katie...but would love to add to my female bloggers as well. All I can hope for is that the beautiful Mona comes and joins in with us here too. All I can say that SCAMPER has my vote!!

Need a shower and some drinky drinky! No make that a bath and some drinky drinky! Have fun and I hope that everybody has a great weekend where ever you are!!

hopping on

Well, I have been doing a lot of "research" on how to make my blog more appealing to people. You know maybe get some of these flys out and letting us know they are alive. I think that by now you know that I get pissed at these flys. I can understand why they do it but hate when it happens to me...does that make sense? Well, I have seen what I am about to do on a bunch of sites and I know it's not original but I am doing it anyway. I am always open to suggestions. I am a slave to YOU, the reader. I am so pissed that I deleted my "original" blog!! Fuck me!

So here is the premise of what this is all about, you are supposed to go to google or yahoo IMAGES and type in this stuff and share the pictures. It seemed like a good idea at the time and I took the time to do it so enjoy. I know I am unoriginal but that is ok, that is what half of the blogs out there are all about...taking someones ideas and blwoing them up into "pop culture" like status. Here is my go and being popular!

Town I grew up in:





Town I live in now:



My Name:



My Grandmothers Name:



My Favorite food:



No it's NOT squirrel either...LOL!


Favorite Drink (I will assume since we are mostly all adult we meant alcohol drink?)



My Favorite song: This song just keeps running thru my head...it's so funny..can you guess what it is??



My Favorite smell:

sunshine

Yippy!! I don't know how many of my readers, yes you flys included, live on the east coast but it's sunny here....FINALLY! It has been cold, rainy and miserable for over a week here. I wake up this morning and see the sun shining and want to go out and explore. They are having an Oyster festival here. It's a big to do. It's home of the National Oyster Shicking Contest! If that doesn't tell you how backwoods I am I don't know what will.

Well, to everybody that does live on the east coast that has been mired down in rain and cold I suggest that you get out and do something. I am not really sure what my plans are for the weekend. It's finally nice! I may just get in the car and drive...been couped up for over a week...need to spread my wings and fly! Enjoy the day!! If anything exciting happens I will be sure to tell you all about it!

weird IM'ing

Well, I am starting to get back in to Yahoo IM's slowly but surely. Yesterday I talked with this beautiful woman from PA. We had talked some time back and haven't really stayed in touch. So about a week or so ago I sent out a mass IM to everyone on my list telling me to leave a message of they wanted to stay "connected".

This beautiful girl writes and tells me to keep her. She also loves reading my blog! We chatted yesterday and all was good, at first I just wasn't in the mood to chat and she was taking it personal it seemed. I just wasn't in the mood. I came back a while later and chatted and she wanted me to come and visit her. She seems to live close to where a I want to go ( a place right outside of Philly). Would be great to meet her and go to this great town that I want to go to. We chat and she asks if I am Bi. I tell her that I am and she seemed bummed out from this. I would think that if you have been reading my blog even off and on from July or so you would know that I was Bi and not full on lezbo.

She was quiet when she "found out" that I was Bi. It was weird. I figured that she was reading at least ever so often and could come to the conclusion that I was a switch hitter. To each there own. Very odd!

Half Nekkid Thursday

I am so out of the blogosphere! I read a blog about a beautiuful womand she has been have "Half Nekkid Thursday" (HTN) for the past few weeks. I thought it was an exclusive to her blog. I go and check out wonderful LOB's blog and see that he is doing HTN. ( i loved the pic by the way...B-more is 2 hours from me...may be worth it) I did some searching and found a whole bunch of men and women that partake in HTN.

I am so out of it! I may or may not be a member of the HTN but I do think that I am going to be adding some new commentaries here about my search for a man/woman. I am not sure what direction I will be going in but I am excited to be blogging again since I have read a looked through a few blogs. Just give me a day or two to figure out what I want to be putting in here and all will be good.

ho hum

How are things in the world? It's all good here. Too much rain! I will live tho! I am getting ready to sit on the couch and watch some football, maybe take a nap. I guess I need to spice up my blogging life and start getting into some more steamy chats with women...what do you think?

I also kind of liked the questions that were asked here in the comments and via email. if anybody feels like they want to ask a question I promise I will respond a helluva lot faster than last time.

Correction I am back

Yeah I have decided to be back full time again. Hope all is well. I had a nice relaxing day yesterday. Took a nice and much needed 2 hour bath and sipped on some beer. It did the body good.

I woke up today to it being yucky and crappy out. Figures. I will watch some movies and clean my bedroom. I have too much clutter in there. What a life I lead. No biggie. It suits me just fine. I have no plans as usual for the weekend. Maybe heading up to NJ in a week or two. Other than that no big plans.

I'm kind of back....

Hello to all my "peeps". How are you today? I am free and relieved from my friend (who we will call CC from this point on).

I will start at the beginning of this 2 weeks of hell.

I was sleeping nice and sound when out of nowhere I get a phone call from my friend asking me directions to my place. She was outside of DC. What the hell? This is 2:30 a.m. and she is asking me for directions and telling me that she is 2 hours away? Mind you she was coming from Wisconsin.

I gave her the best directions I could muster at the time of the morning. She showed up as I was getting ready to leave for work. I had lots to do so I had to go. She needed the rest anyway. I went and did my work and came home early. She was still asleep and I didn't bother her.

She woke up soon after to some well timed dropping of some pans I was "washing". She came out and told me why she was here. Well, it turns out that she was supposed to get married a few weeks ago and backed out a few days prior. The pressure was too much for her and she told her family and fiancee that she would be going to "find herself". She would call when she arrived where she was going. I immediatly thought of "The Runaway Bride". The last thing I needed was a "missing" person at my place.

I agreed that she probably did the right thing and had expressed how I wished she had called before coming. She was afraid that I would talk her out of it. Which I would have! So now she is here and is a weepy mess. We stayed up late many nights talking about life, past, present and future. All was good, but then she started to run out of money! No biggie I was glad to help.

She obviously wised up and went back home better off (I hope). She was just not ready to get married. She has a great beau in WI but it's not her time and he is now understanding that.

Well, now here comes the part that makes me want to gouge out her eyes.

I had just bought a webcam a few days prior to her coming here. She is a "chatter" to so when I would be in bed reading or watching Letterman she was showing her tits on MY cam. Well, my dog had startled her and she would up knocking it off my desk and breaking it. I had barely used it! I was so pissed!

Then the reason for me deleting my original blog was because she had read it! I was so pissed, scared and did I say pissed? She said that it was our secret but I am not sure how well that goes over with me. So I deleted it and dropped little notes when she was showering or out and about. Brings me to what an emailer asked me a while ago, how would I react if my blog was found my friends and family! Well, I guess I answered that question. Freak out and delete almost a years worth of blogging thats what.

Not to mention she was just a nut and not letting me in to use my own computer. That was uncool. We eventually talked that one out and resolved that.

Back to her running out of money. I had bought and even borrowed her some money needed some money for gas to get home. She recieved some money yesterday and I cashed it for her and she was set to pay me back. Well, I woke up this morning to see her car was gone and no answer on her cell phone. What the hell is that all about? No good-byes, no thank yous nothing! So needless to say I am hostile today! I went and bought a 6-pack as promised and have already had 2...may need to get some more! What a crock!

So that is my last 2-weeks in a nutshell! Sorry I have been away but I have lived and breathed CC for the last 2 weeks. She is still a very good friend but why use me like that? She said that she chose me to come see because I was the furthest away. Makes sense but if your going to be a grubby mooch it comprimises our freindship!

Anyway, good news is I am back and all yours.

UPDATE:

4:03 P.M.

Well, I finally had a phone call from CC. We cleared things up and it seems that there was some miscommunication. I didn't think there was but thats what she says. I still gave her an earful with plenty of expletives for her to think of how she screwed me. I also added the picture up top just in case she decides to come back and check out my blog. I know it is for public viewing but I am not 100% comfortable with freinds or family reading about what their friend and daughter is doing. Maybe that will be a topic to be discussed at a later date.

Friday

I should have my place to myself by COB on Friday! I thought it was going to be today but will settle for Friday. Then I can get back into my blog frame of mind. I will be buying that 6-pack and getting into something comfy and and tell you all about my last two weeks. Actually uneventful. I will tell you how my friend came to stay here for a few weeks and what things that made me think and feel....nothing sexual here. So, look for me on Friday afternoon-early evening. I PROMISE I will be around and fill you all in. Take care and keep reading flys!

returning soon

Ok, I think I will have my lifestyle back in a day or two. No complaints but I had no idea my friend was was coming here. I will get into it after I buy a 6-pack and tell you all about it. Nothing horrible or anything. I will just finally be able to tell you how I became a victim in my own home. Not really a victim but hostage maybe.

I miss being here. Seems that I have lost some of my readership. As I said the other day, I was cleaning out my IM list and had a few requests to keep them because they love the blog. Well, if thats so, why not leave a note. Oh well, such is life. Just to keep my adoring fans in the know I thought I would swing by and tell you that I will be back again soon. I promise that I will be back in a day or two and be all yours. I will also answer the LOB questions if anybody is following along.