a note

A note to kim:

I saw that you left me a comment a few days back and am unable to see your blog and I am sorry for that. Drop me an email and we can chat sometime...would love to add you.
http://kimmer.blogdrive.com/ Would love to hear from you and be able to see your blog! Am I the only one that is goofy and can't see her blog?

where is that switch

I woke up yesterday ready to play with myself, like I usually do on Saturday mornings and nothing. I didn't have that urge to. I was so horny all week long too. I was expecting a good day of chatting and rubbing. I even went as far to get into chat and see if I could stir anything up. Nothing doing.

I was having some symptoms of a cold yesterday so that may have had something to do with it. I made some chili and feel fine today. I laid in bed and had an Adam Sandler moviefest. I went to bed at about 9p.m. and woke up at about 11a.m. this morning. I guess I needed the sleep.

I am sorry that I don't have any juicy tid-bits to fill you all in with. I am not even the slightest bit randy this morning. I wonder where that switch is. It flipped off without me even knowing it. Damn it! I had a wonderful week last week sexin' myself up! Pathetic I know! No wonder you men don't get women. We are a fucked up species. One minute we are hot, the next cold as ice.

hard

I have been trying hard not to come online. Actually it hasn't been that hard! I have no life so not much to talk about.

I take from the comments on the last post that I entertain my readers and that is a good thing. Afterall, that is partly why I blog. This week has been insane as far as horniness goes. It's been a while since I have been like this, Good for me and good for you. You get to hear all the exploits of sex with my pathetic self.

As I always say/ask....I do wanna know what you wanna know about! Drop me a comment or an email. I will reply to all SANE questions or suggestions.

Well shit

If you couldn't tell, I have been extremely horny these last few days. I am sure that I come across as a pathetic online cyberslut but who gives a shit? I would like to let you in on some secrets.

1) I have been single for a wee bit over a year now. I am fine with that. I thought I could continue my life and be happy. Well, I was fucking wrong. I live in redneckville USA and hate it! There are slim pickings as far as men and women go. I like my partner to have all of their teeth and be bale to talk about more than a Chevy small block.













2) I am not miserable being alone. I don't contstantly need to be in a relationship. I am just as happy masturbating with men and women online as long as I like. I am not ready for a relationship of any kind.

3) If I didn't lead this lifestyle this blog would be pretty damn boring wouldn't it?

I am sure that the women that do come here are the ones that I know I would love as a friend and as a partner. I am wondering if I have any catty women lurking around wishing bad things upon me for my choices in my pervy activities. I know there are some conservative women that look at some of the same blogs I do and wonder what the fuck? I am sure that anything and everything I write about sex will not offend a man. That's what keeps them coming back for more. What will that faceless woman say and do next.

Oh yeah, I am not so faceless anymore and I am ok with that but at the same time a bit upset with myself over my past choices. I was caught up in the whole Bloggin Hotties thing, I admit that. I kind of liked being the annonymous one that deatiled my boring life and every once in a while sexcapades. I was obvioulsy just a flash in the pan and am now back to being mediocre. I am actually really happy with that. I am not clever enough to captivate an audience every day. I just don't have the drive to make that happen. I am happy with the 20 or so hits a day I get...actually I think it's a bit higher maybe 100. I am happier now that I don't have to play to hundreds of people a day....actually not even that many...lol.

Just enjoy and see what I have in store for you next time. May be good or may be boring as hell. I just want to bring as many people along on this journey as possible...and I am still pissed that I deleted my blog. So Stupid!

SIMoTW 5

What a way to start the day! Nothing like a SIMoTW. This one has a spin to it. It is from some of the contributers to my wonderful blog. You all know the amazing "lil k" katie and ilmik1110. Was a very fun chat as you will see. I thought it would be fun for you to see me have fun with readers...could you be next? Not to mention there is a man involved. They didn't mind me using their names...which was a great thing when it came to editing. So enjoy this installment of my Sexy IM of The week:


southernstyle_katie: mmmmmm hey there single and mike
ilmik1110: hi U
southernstyle_katie: smiles
ilmik1110: your posting was hot
ME: i know wasn't it
southernstyle_katie: brushes my fingers across singles lips and gives Mike a quick peck ont ehlips
ME: mmmm gave me shivers
southernstyle_katie: i enjped singels too
southernstyle_katie: enjoyed even
ME: lol
southernstyle_katie: so mike, how are you today? evil grin on my face
ilmik1110: evil
ilmik1110: ?? U
southernstyle_katie: always
ilmik1110: sorry had phone
ilmik1110: back now
ME: i am sitting here wishing i had both of you in my bed
southernstyle_katie: mmmmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: i wanna pinch your pleasure nipples K
southernstyle_katie: thats sounds so nice
southernstyle_katie: well, whats stopping you?
ME: pinch them
ilmik1110: nuttin huney
ilmik1110: you guys are bad
southernstyle_katie: you too single, mmmm
ilmik1110: getting hard here
southernstyle_katie: I am so wet right now, by the way
ME: me too
ilmik1110: where are u?
ilmik1110: youve done yourself in my presence before lol
ME: i would love to trace the outline of your nipples
ilmik1110: and i think i have admitted to same
ME: move in closer and kiss your sweet lips
ilmik1110: both of you two are so fuckin hot
ME: grabbing a handful of your tit and pinching your nipple as our tongues dance
ilmik1110: keep one hand available to type with k
ME: my free hand reaches over and starts to strole mikes hard cock
ME: stroke
ilmik1110: mmmmmmm
ilmik1110: precum is evident
ilmik1110: i can hear katies breath
ME: i wrap my hand around it and rub the precum with my thumb
ilmik1110: irregular
southernstyle_katie: so sorry phone call, back now
ilmik1110: lol
ilmik1110: sex line?
ME: i lay katie down
ilmik1110: you have US!
southernstyle_katie: mmmmmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: face down single between her legs
southernstyle_katie: tounges intertwinging with singels, my hands teasing her nipples too
ME: i sit on her face
ilmik1110: ass up for me to taste you
ME: mike gets between your thighs
southernstyle_katie: mmmm my tounge licks and trhusts into your hot wet pussy, my back arched up for Mike
ilmik1110: sucking k's hard clit
southernstyle_katie: twirling, circling your clit with my tounge
ilmik1110: running my tongue against her lips
southernstyle_katie: mmmmm feelign Mikes hot mouth on me
southernstyle_katie: singles juices on my lips
ME: mmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: wet and warm
ME: that feels so good
southernstyle_katie: sucking your clit into my mouth, my teeth nibbling and flicking with my tounge
ilmik1110: slide finger in with my darting tongue
ME: mmmmmm yes
southernstyle_katie: mmmmmmmmbiting and sucking; grinding my hips on mikes tounge and finger
ilmik1110: biting your swollen clit
ME: i climb off and go staright to k's perky tits
southernstyle_katie: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: gently between my teeth
ME: pinching and gently biting
ilmik1110: i want in one of you
ME: watching k bite her lip
ME: fuck me mike
ilmik1110: ride me single
ilmik1110: with your dripping pussy
southernstyle_katie: mmmm so wet
southernstyle_katie: underneath you both.....so nice
ilmik1110: touch yourself k
ME: i slowly slide down your cock
ilmik1110: mmmmmm
ilmik1110: tight
ilmik1110: wanting
ME: k comes from behind and grabs my tits and, kisses my neck
southernstyle_katie: my fingers deep in my pussy, mouth raising up to suck your nipple
southernstyle_katie: mmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: trusting into your pussy
ME: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: cum on me single
ME: i am gonna cum
ilmik1110: fuck me
ilmik1110: hard
ilmik1110: fast
ilmik1110: take pleasure from my hard cock
ME: om fucking g
ilmik1110: k put your tongue in her asshole
ME: that was amazing
ME: lets help k cum
ilmik1110: saved my load for you k
ilmik1110: sweety
ME: we should both take turns in licking her pussy and tight asshole
ilmik1110: miss U
southernstyle_katie: sorry wasn't able to type....moving down my tounge licks up her wet juices flowing down her
southernstyle_katie: toungeing her ass, her pussy, devouring every sweet drop
ilmik1110: hot
ME: i know
ilmik1110: why am i at work now
southernstyle_katie: fuck me mike, taste me single
southernstyle_katie: on all fours and waiting
ME: i would love that
ME: 69 position
ME: being able to see mikes cock slide in and out of you
ME: licking and teasing your swollen clitsouthernstyle_katie: shivers
ilmik1110: mmmmm
southernstyle_katie: just postponed my meetingor 15 minutes, hehe
southernstyle_katie: fuck me ...mmmmmmmmmm
ME: lol
southernstyle_katie: use me mike
southernstyle_katie: you know what i like
ilmik1110: i do
southernstyle_katie: you too single, i'm yours, mmmmmmmmm
ME: i am underneath k grabbing and spreading her ass so mike can see every inch of his cock sliding in and out
southernstyle_katie: biting my lips, on fire in my pussy
ME: mmmmm you taste so good
ilmik1110: brb
ME: wtf
ilmik1110: phone
ME: i keep devouring your pussy
ME: my face is so wet and sticky
southernstyle_katie: grinding my hips into your face...my tounge circling your clit in a wonderful 69
ME: mmmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: back
southernstyle_katie: slow circles
ME: i slowlu slide my finger in your ass
ilmik1110: slide my cock in k form bejind
southernstyle_katie: my ass up and ready for mike
ME: as I taste your wetness
southernstyle_katie: oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ilmik1110: single licking my balls
southernstyle_katie: feeling it enter me....oooooooo
ilmik1110: i want u so bad
ilmik1110: you know how much
ME: your balls are coated in k's juices
ilmik1110: taste her on me
southernstyle_katie: burying my face into single as mike takes me
ME: mmmmmm it tastes so good
ilmik1110: fucking you deep and slow
ilmik1110: pulling your hair
ilmik1110: squeezing your hard nipples
ilmik1110: as i pull deep inside u
southernstyle_katie: my tounge on her clit...so firm, taking it btwn my teeth...biting little by little til ihear her moan
southernstyle_katie: oohh yessss. pull my hair..fuck me
ME: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ME: yes
ilmik1110: god i wanna cum in you k
ilmik1110: suck me with your tight pussy
ME: please do so I clean it up
southernstyle_katie: pressing back tomeet each thrust
ilmik1110: raising your back
southernstyle_katie: squeezing aroudn your hard shaft
southernstyle_katie: nibbling singles hard clit...needing to cum
southernstyle_katie: mmmmmmmmm
ME: mmmmm yes
southernstyle_katie: cum withme mike
ME: you can feel my hips start to buck more wildly
southernstyle_katie: fill me up...cum with me...oh god so close
southernstyle_katie: cum with me single
ME: finger fuck me k
southernstyle_katie: sliding a wet finger in to single ass while i lick and nibble her clit
ME: mmmmm yes baby
southernstyle_katie: pressing deeper
southernstyle_katie: biting firmer
ME: i;m gonna cum again
southernstyle_katie: feeling mikes every thrust deep
southernstyle_katie: oh god...ooohhhhhhhhhh
ilmik1110: cumming
southernstyle_katie: ahhhhhhhooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
southernstyle_katie: cumming tooo
southernstyle_katie: fuck yessssssssssssssssssssss
southernstyle_katie: oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
ilmik1110: oooohh
ME: fuck
ilmik1110: hard loads
ME: omg
southernstyle_katie: buygin into single, exhauseted..her juices so sweet on my lips and cheek
ilmik1110: sweating all over k
southernstyle_katie: filling my pussy, his cum drins out....legs quivering
ME: i am so wet
ME: i need to bring a towel to work
southernstyle_katie: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ilmik1110: please do
ME: I am wondering if this qaulifies for a SIMoTW
ilmik1110: so we can get in wet again
southernstyle_katie: heart rate at 160 i think, mmmmmmm
southernstyle_katie: it better, hehe
ME: lol
ME: i know me to k
southernstyle_katie: and you can use my name if you wish, no need to change it, lol
ilmik1110: some fun single
ME: i am flushed and won't be able to leave my office for 20 minutes
southernstyle_katie: single
ilmik1110: slut k
southernstyle_katie: mike
southernstyle_katie: mmmmhmmm baby
ilmik1110: we didnt finish last week
ME: are you sure?
southernstyle_katie: yours and single slut
ME: i am big on discretion
ME: you want me to use your name to mike?
southernstyle_katie: its fine, plus that will be the story you were to do too.....but up to you, your call
ilmik1110: i dont care
ME: man alive
ilmik1110: know one knows me but you two
ME: It will take me all afternoon to do this but will be well worth it
ilmik1110: im honored to have you both at same time
ME: ok, I will get hot on it today at lunch
ilmik1110: there should be some jealousy somewhere
southernstyle_katie: my panties are soaked and my chair is wet
southernstyle_katie: i need to get some at lunch today

had to share

I woke up so damn horny today. The second I woke up I knew it! I just layed there trying to fight it. You just can't do it sometimes. So I quickly took my pj pants and panties off. I have a "love" drawer and quickly turned on my BOB and rubbed it up and down my wet slit. Making sure to make soft slow vibrating circles on my clit! My free hand slid up my body and started to pinch my nipples and make them hard. I pulled on my left nipple as I bit my lip in the slight pleasure I was getting from causing myself pain. I slid my toy up and down my slit and slowly slid it inside of my pussy. I left it there and slid both hands up my tummy and cupping my breasts from the bottome and brought them together. Felt so good!

I slide my hands back down and started to fuck myself. I was rubbing my hard clit with my left hand. Bucking my hips everytime I hit a spot that drove me wild. These "spots" are the best because they are like mini-orgasms. I can't always tell if that spot will be there the next time I pleasure myself. So always enjoyable when they sneak up on me.

I took the vibrator out and started to slip my fingers up and down the fold of my pussy. I love this feeling. This is the point that I know I am going to cum but I like to tease and prolong that feeling. I love the feel of of my lips in my fingers. I like to slowly put the tip of my middle finger inside of my pussy and then slide it all the way down to my ass or bring up to my clit.

After a few minutes of teasing myself, I start rubbing my pussy up and down making sure to slide my fingers inside of me and give my pussy a few good strokes and then I pull out and rub my hard clit. I repeat this as often as needed and then use my wet fingers to press a bit harder on my clit and my legs tighten and straighten. My hips buck wildly. I slip two fingers inside of my pussy using the palm of my hand to grind my pussy. My fingers sliding in and out. My legs clasp around my hand as I cum. I moan louldy and with my free hand grab a handful of sheets. I'm gasping for air. I can't breath and my hand is still locked between my legs.

I lay there catching my breath and instantly relieved. Today is going to be a good day.

How do you play with yourself?

College

Well, I have some free time today and decided to work on this dreaded 101 things you need know about me list. Actually I don't think you need to know but I am handing them out anyway. I am now about to tackle the second half of thi stupid list and will be so happy when I am done. I will never do another list that is longer than 10. So far we have covered the the PRETEEN and TEEN/HIGH SCHOOL years. So without further ado here is the wonderful college years.

51. I started college back home.
52. I eventually hated going to school at home and wanted to "see the world".
53. I transfered to SDSU in sunny San Diego.
54. I loved it there and made a lot of good freinds and sadly don't keep in touch with them as often as I should.
55. I used my first sun tanning bed.
56. I was in a pretty serious relationship with a guy named Brad. I would say that was my first "serious " relationship.
57. I worked as a waitress at the Hard Rock Cafe in downtown San Diego.
58. I hated going to L.A. my first time there.
59. I loved my first summer back home.
60. I broke up with Brad.
61. I went back to school and interned with some Navy big wigs.
62. I surfed for the first time.
63. I made a really good friend in Allison who I do still stay in contact with.
64. Me and Allsion had a 3some with a guy we had just met.
65. I wanted to switch majors and looked at schools that would most likely help me succeed.
66. After my sophmore year I transfered to University of Maryland.
67. I worked as a book keeper at a small law office.
68. I loved going up to Washington DC
69. Enjoyed the east coast more than the west coast. Just for the simple fact of the history, the ease of getting to great locales and there were seasons. For example, I can get to Philadelphia in 4 hours and Baltimore in 2 hours. Plus, there are places to stop off at in between.
70. I liked living in the College Park area.
71. I went on my first trip to Shenandoah National park and loved it.
72. I actually worked out for the first time in my life and enjoyed it.
73. I had a handful of bi experiences with women.
74. I hated men. Just wasn't right time to be trying to juggle men, school and life.
75. I visited my first Ikea in White Marsh, Maryland.

I know it is kind of lame. But it's what you get this time. It was quick and easy. I promise more details and fun in my next phase. I think anyway. So there you have it! Tid Bits of Single! Enjoy and handle with care.

My mission

I am a a twisted bitch as confirmed by LOB! I have till Friday evening or maybe Saturday afternoon to mess with a co-worker. I have a male friend at work who is going to be home alone till then. He is not so happily married and I am trying to find a woman to call him and hit on him. I feel sorry for him and thought this would be a good time to help him out. I am hoping that my readers may want to help in this endeavor or have any suggestions?

I am all ears!!

you can email me for details

Bored

It's a slow day here! It's Valentines! I actually remember signing up for my first blog a year ago today. I am so sorry that I was a chicken shit and deleted it!

I had written a quick blurb and then that was it for a month or so. Maybe it's something about the winter and me not having a life. But as usual, I have zilch to talk about! I am sorry! Maybe I can get off my ass and get on with these lists that I have been attempting.

was that me

Geez! Today I went looking for hot chat because, well, I woke up hornier than a lab rat. I wasn't haven't any luck. I always go to the lesbian rooms to lessen the liklihood of a man chatting with me. Not that I have anything against men I just don't lik eto chat with them all the time. Especially this morning.

I hate the bots that chat you up and waste my time. I am sure that I have over a thousand of those bastards ignored. Then you get the guys. Again I don't mind them but I had one today lie to me about his sex and that really pissed me off. Then you have the sick-o's that say they are into ANIMALS, FAMILY AND HUMAN WASTE! What the fuck? I like petting animals and cuddling with my dog but he would never be allowed to lick me down there. Disgusting! I love my family member and even would go as far as to say that my mom is hot and my brothers are cute. Never would I imagine having sex with them. Sad to say but I think that is a big part of the culture where I live now. Finally, human waste is just fucked. Maybe it was the way I was raised but you just don't do it. I am guilty of experimenting with this to a degree. I have peed on and ex-boyfriend in the shower. Does this make me a hypocrite? He peed on me too. There go my readers now. Sorry for opening up I will have to save some of that for my next list.

Anyway, I finally was chatting with this beautiful woman and everything was great then she asked me if I was into roleplaying. Which I am not! I like to share and be equal. Maybe every once in a while spice it up by being sub/domme. Nothing to hardcore. Moving along, I typed a phrase that shocked me.

PLEASE ME SLUT!

That came out of my mouth and the woman loved it. I kind of was getting hotter at the thought. How dirty does that make me?

how fast we fall

It's funny how I I seemed to be so popular but a week ago. Now I am back to my normal amount of people (actually a little higher). Now I am back to my comfortable exsistence and am happy with that. Was getting to be too much pressure to appeal to the masses. It doesn't help that I wasn't here for the last week.

It is a chilly rainy Saturday morning. Nothing to do in these parts. They say we are supposed to get dumped on with snow. I am sure that it won't amount to anything. Glad I went grocery shopping the other day. When the word SNOW comes up in these parts, people freak the fuck out. Earlier this year they closed school before a flake even dropped.

I am still in my jammies as usual per my rules for Saturday. Not even sure I will get out of them. May trade them in for my flannel ones. I had my DirecTV and TiVo shut off so I can save some money. I am trying to back to school and want to start saving money here and there. I am telling you that it was a dumb idea. At least I have over 100 DVD's and videos. But what do I do when I watch all of them? I may be spending more money on new DVD's than if I kept my tv. Hmmmm! Maybe I didn't think that one out completely.

I am off to go hunting for this weeks SIMoTW. Oh shit! I still have to do my list for this week as well. I will get on that a bit later today! Not sure that anybody is wanting to hear about my college days.

finally

I have cleared up all of my crap and now have a slow day. Just in time too. I dreaded the thought of having to bust my ass today. I didn't get out of work till almost 7 last night. I came home and sat in the tub and soaked all of my worries away.

So today I have nothing to post about....surpised? I'm not. I will head out to lunch and think of a topic or story that has happened that I can share with you. Not much has been going in here. See ya soon!

crazy

Well, it looks like I should check here more often. I am cursed! I had it easy last week and am now working my ass off. With that said, I don't even have anything to blog about. It seems that I am a lingerie model now. Not sure how that happened!

I am so sorry that I haven't been around. Works sucks and I may have to head up to Nova Scotia soon. We'll see. I will get hot on that story to k...I promise.

wacked

Now me sleeping is all fucked up. I went to bed way to early last night and woke up way too early this morning. I am sure I will fall asleep during the Super Bowl. I am rooting for the Steelers.

Well, I have nothing to say today so I will be back when I do.

what the deuce?

What the hell? I had wrote a huge post this morning and not here? What the fuck? Oh well. I don't have the energy to retype that shit now anyway. Basically it said I was a lame ass who went to bed at or around 8:30 last night. Yes, that is 8 fucking :30 p.m. on a FRIDAY! My body decided it had it's 6-8 hours of sleep and I awoke at about 3 fucking 'o clock. I couldn't get to bed for anything. My dog didn't even move when I got up to make some tea.

I watched the whole 3rd season of 'The Family Guy'. Then I put in the new Willy Wanker movie with Johnny Depp. I am not sure what it is about the Griffin's but I love them. They are so funny. I know they aren't real people but they are funny stuff. Kind of makes me go giggity, giggity. I still love 'The Simpsons' but I laugh like every 10-20 seconds with the Griffins. How could you not with a talking dog, a confused son, a daughter nobody likes and a son who is poised to kill his mother and take over the world?


I wasn't too happy with the new Willy Wonka movie. It was ok but nothing worth writing home about. The soundtrack kicked ass. I am still not sure I liked that there was only 1 oompa loompa. Besides Willy Wonka kind of seems spooky in this moview. I know Tim Burton directed it but did he have to make this guy seem like a spooky pedophile? My favorite is when he tell's Johnny TeeVee to stop mumbling.

Well, that is all I have done so far today is watch movies and write here TWICE. I am still in my jammies and I am ok with that. I even walked my dog in my jammies. I'm feeling tired now since I have been up for about 12 hours. I am such a dork. I am going to go curl up in bed again and watch another movie. Any suggestions as to what movies I should be watching? I think I will put in 'Rock 'n' Roll High School' featuring The Ramones! Nothing like a good 80's musical to get you motivated...yeah right!

What do you do?

I have been looking at a lot of blogs of late. There are some really great blogs out there. Anyway, when you come across a blog you like how far do you go back and read? I have been sucked into some of these blogs and have read from day one. I have wanted to put a comment on some of these older posts but whats the sense? I don't go looking back at my past blogs and see if there are new comments. I look at what I can see on my blog page and move on. I think it it's usually a good weeks worth of posts.

I think Much-2-fun mentioned this on his blog ( where are you?) about the commenting. We all want to be heard and know that what we have to say is being heard and even a simple line would do for me. I don't know. I have been a lot better at commenting on others blogs as well. Just ask LOB!

I don't know just deep thoughts by me. I have nothing to blog about today. That stinks. I thought I was doing a good job of late. I am sure that I will have some good stuff over the weekend.

nice

Maybe it was my whining or people really wanted to commnet on a Sexy IM of The Week. I do thank all that read and enjoyed. Sounded like it was a bit of inspiration to some you ladies out there. YUM!

Today I actually have some work but not enough to keep me from checking Blogs out! I will be around and am happy to say that my ass getting kicked in the voting. I really believe that the top 2 are hotties and deserve to win. So sexy!!

At any rate I am outta here and will be back.

SIMoTW 4

Well so glad that I didn't have much to do. I had a chance to chat with "holly homemaker". This turned out to be a good thing since I have been looking at creating another SIMoTW. We talked about nothing in particular at first but as you will son read it wound up being about something.

She is the most beautiful unselfish woman I have chatted with. She is loves to share herself and is a self-proclaimed slut. You would never guess it by her looks. She is simply amazing.Sorry it's so long! Like real sex it takes a while sometimes...if you want it good. So I am sorry for the length but it's a good read. So leave a comment and let me know what you think. The SIMoTW was my only orginal idea and it seemed to fall flat on it's face.

So to all that have wanted to see this feature back here you go:


holly homemaker: (i took my panties off) ---i'm gonna get fired one of these days
ME: mmmm, i want to be there
holly homemaker: i'm imagining being on that red bed with you....nursing those beautiful breasts holly homemaker: rubbing your clit with my thigh
ME: are you trying to seduce me?
holly homemaker: maybe....
ME: then don't stop if you are..lol
holly homemaker: i can smell your hair from here, then i would slide down and let my tongue slither up your leg...
holly homemaker: i can tell that you are wet and i let my tongue taste you.....mmmmm
ME: i pull your hair back as i see your tongue part my lips
holly homemaker: yes....mmmmmm
holly homemaker: i let my tongue dance around your pussy until they find your clit
ME: my legs spread apart so you have full access to my wet pussy
holly homemaker: as my tongue connects to your clit, your body shutters
ME: yes
holly homemaker: and you thrust your hips into my face
holly homemaker: your hand still on my hair, guiding me
holly homemaker: my tongue probes and licks
ME: lightly pushing your head deeper into my pussy
holly homemaker: i feel your clit throb
holly homemaker: as deep as you can sweety
holly homemaker: you taste so good and i'm longing to taste your cum
holly homemaker: i'm wet for reals.....hard to type and play!
ME: loves the feel of your tongue probing my pussy
holly homemaker: i need you to cum to me.....
ME: so am i hon
holly homemaker: i pull pack and suck on your lips for just a second and then i plunge back deep into your pussy
holly homemaker: your hips tell me you are close to cumming
ME: my hips grind harder onto your face
holly homemaker: i find your clit and furiously lick
holly homemaker: i reach up and grab your right breast with my right hand
holly homemaker: playing with your nipple as my tongue works your clit
holly homemaker: i need your cum
holly homemaker tell me you are going to cum
holly homemaker: i go back and let my tongue slide thru your wet and warm pussy
ME: tug my nipples
holly homemaker: then back to your clit....i pinch your nipples with both hands now and pull
holly homemaker: you scream, but its a good scream
ME: yes it is
holly homemaker: i tug a bit harder and my tongue digs a bit deeper
ME: yes
holly homemaker: my face is covered in your wet taste and i love it.........
holly homemaker: your hips buck and i fill your clit makes it final push
holly homemaker: it needs to cum to me now
holly homemaker: i wrap my lips and tongue around your clit and you scream in delight
ME: i grab your head with both hands and wrap my legs around you as I cum
holly homemaker: oh yes honey....
holly homemaker: i feel your thighs around me and i taste your cum
holly homemaker: delicious
holly homemaker: yummy!
ME: i am grinding my pussy on your mouth
ME: slide up so I can lick myself on your lips
holly homemaker: i'm taking in what i can....so single---it is so good....i do slide up and we kiss
holly homemaker: your tongue dances with mine....my hands in your hair
holly homemaker: oh....sooooo good
ME: my hands carressing your great tits
holly homemaker: mmmmm.....
ME: love the taste of myself on your lips and tongue
holly homemaker: i'm sooooooo wet......and am very flush right now
holly homemaker: lol
ME: may i help you cum?
holly homemaker: i'm close so it wont take long
ME: i pull your hair a little and start kissing my way down your neck
ME: you can feel my tongue dancing and tasting
holly homemaker: mmmm
ME: i move down and pay attention to your hard nipples
holly homemaker: i'm so wet from making you cum.....my hips are throbbing as you play with my tits
ME: lightly flicking them with my tongue
ME: i get on top of you and suck on your left nipple as I slightly pinch the right
ME: you let out a slight moan of pleasure
ME: i lick the outside of your breast
holly homemaker: i am moaning silently in my office!
ME: kissing my way across your chest to tend to the right breast
ME: my hand runs up your thigh
ME: i cup your pussy and feel the heat and wetness
holly homemaker: i'm shuttering with your every touch
ME: i slowly slide my middle finger inside of you
holly homemaker: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
ME: i lick the outside of your breast
ME: i look up at you and your biting your lip
holly homemaker: because you make me feel soooo good
ME: slowly sliding my finger in and out
ME: i slide up and kiss our tits touch and it feel like electricity
holly homemaker: yum
ME: i kiss and lick my way down to your pussy and lick and kiss around
ME: teasing
ME: you buck your hips in anticapation
holly homemaker: i grab your long blond hair with both hands....playing
ME: before long I have exposed your hard clit and and am lightly flicking it with my tongue
ME: i look at you as you gasp for air
ME: i start flicking harder and faster as I slide two fingers insode of you
holly homemaker: i urge you with a thrust of my hips and pull on your hair
holly homemaker: oh yes honey
holly homemaker: thats it
ME: i curl my fingers upward and make that come hither motion
holly homemaker: oh my.....i'm really gonna cum single!
ME: i am licking your clit harder as I am fucking you with my fingers
holly homemaker: my thighs start to squeeze....i can feel my cum closer and closer
ME: i start stabbing you with my fingers and my tongue presses down even harder
ME: i slow down and make the motion again on the walls of your pussy
holly homemaker: my clits throbs, my hips buck and i start to cum............
holly homemaker: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
ME: mmmmmmmmmmm
ME: good girl
holly homemaker: oh god....
holly homemaker: sooooo delicious
holly homemaker: i'm a mess....i'm gonna have to go home for lunch
ME: i trace your lips with the fingers I i had inside of you
holly homemaker: yum
holly homemaker: i suck on them
ME: watch you suck them clean
holly homemaker: and then find your lips and we kiss one last time
ME: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
holly homemaker: your tits meeting and rubbing together
ME: oh my
holly homemaker: thank you so much sweetheart

not another one

I am going to be having yet another slow day here. Sometimes I am super busy and sometimes I have nothing to do. Well these last 2 days have been days that I have nothing to do. I guess I can sit back and enjoy the nothingness of the day. If I leave early again today I will have nothing to do. I cleaned my place and did 2 loads of laundry. I also watched 2 of the DVD's from The Simpsons. I must have been neurotic yesterday with 2 in mind.

Let me clean out some of my drawers here. I know I am a Ms. Fun. Oh yeah, I checked up up on the voting at bloggin hotties...Heather is kicking ass. Not sure how long voting is but I would imagine that she is going to take it all.

VOTE 4 ME

Vote for me at Bloggin Hotties! I just saw that they have me up for voting to be the 'bloggin hottie' of the month of January! So go out and vote. Hell you don't even need to vote for me. Vote for who ever you like. There is some stiff competition this month. Enjoy!! I am outta here!

Uneventful

What do you do on slow days? There is nothing for me to do at work. Do I go home and clean? It's kind of chilly out today. Can't really do anything fun outside. Hmmm, I hate days like this. I am so boring today. I want to get out of here and my only option seems to be my apartment. maybe I will just go home and clean and go to bed early tonight. Doubtfull! I have the season 6 of The Simpsons and season 3 of The Family Guy! I am sure that I will pop those in and snuggle into my quilt and fall asleep.

I am not having very good luck hunting down the next Sexy IM of The Week (SIMoTW). I am never on at night anymore and I go to bed at like 9:30-10. What a life! So if any of you guys, gals, couples wanna chat me up during the day come find me.

Oh yeah, I am going to start a "story" this weekend involving some of my readers. You can all thank k for the idea. Not saying it will be a worth read but should be worth something checking out. I am guessing that will have to be something that is written in different parts as well. I will give it a go and take any guidance.

I am also going to change some of my blogs I check out. Rob is boring and never around and MUCH-2-FUN I am unable to view your blog!! Sassy you need to get back online and blog.

Well enough, I am going to go home and do laundry and vaccum my living room. I know sheer envy os oozing out of you. Why does she get to go home early and clean house? Some people just have all the luck!

Teen/High School Years

It's that time of the week for yet another list of thing you should know about me. This week we will be doing those wonderful Teen/High School years. I of course have no idea what I am going to write but going to give it a whirl anyway!

So without further waiting:

26: I was one of the youngest people in my class. I was lucky and had a June birthday so I graduated when I was 17. I am no braniac trust me!
27: I was so scared to be in gym class. We had swimming once a week and I had to get into a bathing suit in front of all of those mean boys. Not to mention I had no clue how to swim! Yes, I didn't know how to swim until I was 13-14! I just threw myself in and hoped for the best.
28: I went out for softball and didn't make the team.
29: I used to take the city bus to mall and go shopping. I remember feeling so independent by being able to use the bus by myself. Meanwhile, everybody else was getting dropped off and picked up by their parents.
30: I had my first boyfriend at the age of 14. He was the starting goalie of the hockey team. We were both freshman.
31: I had my first period when I was 13 and it freaked me out. I left school and went staright home and cried in my mothers arms. I was excited because I was now a "woman". My mom was great and taught me everything I needed to know. Then we went out and had some ice cream.
32: I confronted a bully. This guy was a reall asshole. He would always pick on people for no reason. So, one day I saw him picking on this boy and I came up and stood inbetween them and started laying into him about how he had a small dick and he was in shame because his dad made out with him. I was called names by him and his "crew" but felt good about giving as much as he gave.
33: I was making more friends and enjoying life.
34: I wasn't all that great in school. Actually I was but I never looked at it that way. I was usually on the A or B honor rolls.
35: I got a diamond necklace from my dad after my freshman year.
36: I tried pot for the first time. My friends had told me that they tried it and they liked it. I hated them for it! I had such a stigma in my head of who smoked up. A few short weeks after some thought and peer pressure I eventually tried some. I don't remember blinking the whole way home.
37: I tried alcohol for the first time on a grand scale. Everbody is given sips of wine, beer or cosmo's but when you get to high school it's a whole new game. I was your typical lightweight. I could have 2-3 beers and be wasted off my ass. I did like beer back then and still do today but opted to go with the hard stuff. Because as a high school girl I would have to buy my stuff. I opted to pay $12 for a bottle of vodka and that would last me a months worth of parties . Vodka and squirt or mountain dew.
38: My friend talked me into being a football manager with her.
39: My parents starting letting me do more things ALONE. I of course in turn used that trust to do everything they didn't want me to do. I had learned a lot from my brothers and knew how to get by things and I think being the only girl helped too.
40: I once woke up in the back of truck after a party.
41: I never really like make-up.
42: I broke up with my first boyfreind and had sworn off boys for life. It actually lasted just over a year.
43: I was so happy when I started to get boobs. It was insane to see how the boys seemed to pay more attention to me.
44: I loved the camping trips that we would go on as a family. Eventually my dad had bought a cabin on a lake. I learned how to canoe and fish all by myself. One day, I out fished my brothers and dad.
45: I touched myself for the first time in the shower at home. I remember hearing in my health class that masturbation was "natural". For weeks after that me and my girlfriends would snicker about playing with ourselves. I recently found out that a handful of them had been playing even before that class. Guess I was a late bloomer.
46: I wanted to be way better than I was in art class. I envied the people that could draw and paint.
47: I was selected to be in the first class in my high school to do a class via video conference with other local schools.
48: I hated applying for college.
49: I had a boy that was a really good friend one night we went out and drank a few beers and talked all night. I learned a lot about boys that night.
50: I had my first bi-sexual encounter when I was 15.